// December 16th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Poetry
So recently I went to South Columbia and stayed at a hotel near Ft. Jackson (for my younger brother’s boot camp graduation) and my sister had never been to a strip club before; Might I add it was the only bar for miles around? We wanted to drink and they had pillowfighting.. Not only that, it was foxyboxing pillowfighting, need I say more?
So apparently, at some point after 8 rounds of Jaegerbombs, my older brother Patrick writes down a cryptic message on one side of a $2 bill and and the other says to “text me for a poem” and he actually wrote my number down! Then he says he left it at the bar where there was apparently some super hot stripper bartendress working there.
Suffice to say I was a little pissed, but thought nothing of it.
So we fast forward a couple weeks up to tonite and I get a text message which I figure out quick is from South Carolina… here’s how it goes down:
803-XXX-XXX: Hey
Me: Hey Yourself
803-XXX-XXX: I just found your num on this two dollar bill i had
Me: You came in out of the night
And there were flowers in your hands
Now you come out of
a confusion of people
Out of a turmoil of
speech about you
I, who have seen you
admin the primal things
Was angry when they
spoke your name in
ordinary places
W would,
that the cool waves might
flow over my mind
and that the world
should dry up
as a dead leaf
or as a dandelion
seed pof and be swept away
So that i might find
you again
Alone
803-XXX-XXX: Wats your name
Me: I only promised a poem, never a name -
you’ll have to earn more for more
803-XXX-XXX: How
Me: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
803-XXX-XXX: Aight
803-XXX-XXX: You sendin it
Me: [SEND AWESOME PIC OF ME]

This is the photo I sent, it is one of my all time favorites.
803-XXX-XXX: Wat was that
Me: That was me smoking a cigarette
803-XXX-XXX: Your a dude wat the fuck
Me: Uhh.. Would you please give that $2 bill to the hottest chick you can find?